Thanksgiving Joke

A young Woman named Kathy received a parrot as a gift.

The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

Kathy tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else she could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, Kathy was fed up and she yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back.
Kathy shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude with some of the worst profanity she had ever heard!

In desperation, Kathy threw up her hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that she'd hurt the parrot, Kathy quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto Kathy's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

Kathy was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As she was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING........ :-)

Take a moment

Well, such a strong and kind soul left us today. He will be gracing heaven with our Father. No more pain, or worry. No more cancer. He said he wanted to help the homeless and he lived just long enough to witness the out pouring of care and kindness his wish made come true. Stuff the Truck with food for the homeless ended up stuffing 6 trucks! 85k pounds of food donated in the honor of Brenden Foster. more than 200 ham and cheese and pb and j sandwiches were handed out across Seattle. He saw it all, and thought it was awesome. yesterday was the big Stuff the Truck drive. Brenden was excited to see what would happen, and he did. However, now that his wish came true, he was ready to go. And so Brended went, this morning. I am so touched by this child. My heart aches for his family to lose such a beautiful soul who touched so many, to bring out such compassion and humanity in perfect strangers. How can you love someone you never even met? my heart is sad to lose him today. What a brave and gracious child. I take comfort in knowing he was so collected and peaceful in the last weeks, and understood his time was short. and what did he do with his short time? thought of others. wished for people to help those less fortunate. He has inspired me. He has made me see my worries are small in comparison. My pain is bearable. and to love life while you have it. Which is what he said "my time is coming, but until it comes, im going to have fun" To be peaceful and help others. He said he is going to keep doing good works in Heaven. I think I believe him :)

Update

I know the Seahawks aren't doing so great. well, actually, they really suck this year,

But ... On the story of Brenden Foster(see previous post)...The Seahawks are totally STARS in my eyes.

Read the updated story,

http://www.komonews.com/news/34498624.html

Amazingly Brave and Compasionate

So, those who know me, know i love a good article or story. I love happily ever afters, and I love stories of humanity. Well, we have a story of humanity, and bravery and compassion right here in our own back yard. Not a happily ever after, but an amazing kid with no time left, thinking of others first.

This boy is from Bothell. he probably wont live past this week. He had two weeks to live, and his two weeks were up on Wednesday.

His last wish? that he saw alot of homeless people from the tent city and thought they probably need some food and asked that people give the homeless some food in his name.

This story is amazing. It is so heart felt and you cant help but feel your own gripes and complaints, pains and headaches are so trivial compared to this boy, his terminal illness and his outlook on his life.

Read the story and watch the video. It will make you a better person just for reading it

Part 1 Story:http://www.komonews.com/news/34127439.html

Part 2 Story: http://www.komonews.com/news/34418669.html

Video: http://www.komonews.com/news/34241094.html ( Click on "watch the story")