Thanksgiving Joke

A young Woman named Kathy received a parrot as a gift.

The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

Kathy tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else she could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, Kathy was fed up and she yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back.
Kathy shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude with some of the worst profanity she had ever heard!

In desperation, Kathy threw up her hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that she'd hurt the parrot, Kathy quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto Kathy's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

Kathy was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As she was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING........ :-)