Liar Liar, Pants on fire!

Reading about Hilarys latest embelishment is a little sickening. She wants everyone to say.. "OH MY!".. "She's so Brave to have endured that! she's so in touch with foreign diplomacy! What a courageous woman!"

My thoughts?

She's exactly like the annoying guy/girl we all know.. the one that tells stories that get broader and more dangerous with each telling.. they want the attention and adoration that comes with great acts of bravery. when in reality, she has no experiences that put her on that level, except maybe having sex with Bill after Monica had been with him.. you never know what kind of dangers lurk there!

Stating she "mispoke" is a flat out lie. her people try to say, well, she's been so many places and has had so many experiences.. its hard to remember...
OK.. then go ahead and tell me which experience she IS remembering where she was ordered to run to her car while enduring sniper fighting? She's very specific in her details.. so if not the Bosnia trip.. then which trip was it that this actually happened? you cant really remember details unless they happened at some point.

Hmmmm....Cant remember? probably because, it never happened. In Hilarys mind, she got confused of what stories she's told people that were completely made up to boost her self esteem..versus the truth, then she spit it out in front of ALOT of people that are way too knowledgeable to believe her little tale of woes, with the power to research and actually find the truth.

Hilary Hilary.. didnt your momma teach you not to lie??

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23789011/

cookies!

I always wondered where Oreo's come from..

(but for real, these cows really look like this.. they are called Belted Galloways aka the Oreo Cow)

interesting site

good satire and all out funny videos

http://www.mydamnchannel.com/channel.aspx?episode=110

If the song fits

While roaming around today, I found this song.. I think.. Sometimes.. this song really fits with whats going on in life... Please .. do yourself a favor and play it loud.. learn the lyrics.. and sing away! it will make you feel better

http://www.pud.com/2007/12/greatest-and-best-song-ever-written.html

Brain matter

Sometimes, the Gerbil annoys the shit out of me. the wheel just keeps going round and round. The noise of it all is tiring. he knows the squeaking bothers you..which makes him just keep on it.. he's watching for your reaction and when you react, he smiles inside and remembers just what he was doing to piss you off...so he can do it again.

damn gerbil.

the Reindeer diet

The surgeon general has stated that Santa is too fat. He is a poor role model for children, being fat and eating nothing but cookies and milk.. their resolution? that Children should put out more healthy foods for Santa such as Celery and carrots, so he can also share with his reindeer.

Hmmm.. so, its the fat that makes him a role model? whether he is thin or not makes him a role model?

not the fact that Santa takes his time all year long to make sure every person gets a present out of his own good will.. that he thinks of everyone to make their holiday special? that he doesnt ask for money or anything in return except you be good? not that he is Jolly and cares for people and is always smiling with a warm heart? Those things dont make a good role model? what about risking his life each year dealing with chimneys and houses that dont have chimneys... snow, sleet, reindeer poop, the hot climates in other parts of our world while he is wearing his heavy suit just to visit the children and give them a toy!!!

Maybe they should show children that Once a year, feasting on nothing but cookies doesnt hurt you, nor will it make you fat. and that being fat or thin does not make you a role model!

ps.. If I was santa, and you left me celery to sustain my long night of gift giving, I'd leave you Reindeer poop and possibly something dead i found on the street.

nomads

Matt and I were discussing with Kaytlin about what the men in white shirts and ties, who go door to door were.. and the difference between the two.. Jahova witnesses and Mormons.. Kaytlin exclaims she knows what a Mormon is!.. its those people who move around a bunch.. they learned about them in school.. Matt and I look at eachother with a What? kind of look.. she says.. yeah we learned all about those.... then she said.. was it Mormons or Nomads?

hmmm... ? interesting outlook.. im not sure anymore..