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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

the Bidet


After reading Enemesis's blog on a shituation... I thought about the topic quite a bit.
Men and women alike are in the same shituation here. Not only the shituation at hand, we also have general cleanliness that is often overlooked in the nether-regions. I'd like to point out that Toilet paper is exactly what it is called... PAPER. we are no further in our science than we were 100 years ago. Is it really all we've come up with to clean the area of importance?
yes, there are the fad options, flushable wet wipes, but are they being used instead of the toilet paper? no. Very few people even know of the option! Being a Mom, I'll admit to having found the joys of baby wipes for adult use a long time ago.
There is another option! its called the Bidet. actually, American plumbing manufacturers produce more Bidets than manufacturers in any other country, these same Bidets are exported away from the very people who believe that they lead the world in personal cleanliness and hygiene habits. But Americans themselves do not purchase these. A large majority of Europe and other countries are very fanatic about Bidets. They find it a necessity as well as a luxury to warm water bathe themselves quickly and efficiently after shituations.. The Bidet sits right next to the toilet.. you hop on.. enjoy the warm rush of water that is cleansing you, pat dry and feel great. It seems like Americans need to step up to the Bidet. More than just shituations, you know there are people out there that should Bidet themselves just to get rid of the STANK they are emitting... its a win win resolution!
read more here:
http://www.bidet.com/bidet.htm

1 comment:

Rooster said...

Um... I just don't know what to say here.